Possibly. My sister's a vegan so I've gotten a look at some of that stuff, like tofurkey. I always wonder what all these health nuts are going to do when they're in the hospital dying of nothing.
You might. It's been at least 30 years since I've had a 'traditional' corn dog, but I really liked them. I figure it was the cornmeal batter and spicy mustard that I liked the most anyway, since I don't recall ever wanting to eat a 'naked' hot dog. :)
I do not want any vegan dishes. I value my health too much to try insane diets. I do not like regular hot dogs, so I never eat them. I do not eat cats either.