My Japanese friend told me a joke from her nation. In it, a girl comes to the tollbooth at a bridge and hands the attendant ten yen. He explained that the fee to go across the bridge was twenty yen. She informed him that she was just going halfway across. Then, she would jump off. PLAYBOY magazine founder-publisher is now age 91. He asked his young wife is she would marry some @$$hole when he dies. She retorted, "Why do you think I would want another @$$hole?" A business man was travelling, and he happened to pass through the city in which his son attended college. He went to the fraternity house where his son resided and knocked on the door. It was about 2AM by then. At last, a young man opened a window upstairs and asked what the man wanted. He enquired, "Does Doug Harliss live here?" The boy told him, "Yes, he does! Just put him on the porch for now."
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