LOL :) that's sweet , Zack :) but yeah , never date a girl or guy who grew up in Montreal.... they all smoke by age 15 and they pretty much bat shizzat crazy ;) so I've heard.....:)
I'm assuming when you say "eat them," you mean with your mouth. And if you don't mean your mouth, you really need to keep that to yourself. The visual is way too disturbing.
I love 'being kind' ... now that is perfect. The only bone I have to pick is..... Hellmann's!! I am a Miracle Whip gal and not afraid to say it!!! lol :P