Thee who emptieth the toilet paper roll shall replaceth it.
Git -r- done.
That works
Thou shalt not commit an act of injustice on a woman's birthday.
:)
Thous shalt not spread the falsity that only "sunny" weather is "beautiful" weather.
How are you doing, Welby? I haven't seen you on here for a couple of weeks at least. Are you OK? :)
Carry on Answermugging!
11. Thou shalt not take Viagra after age 75.
Thou shall not get caught, but if that is thine fate then deniest all thy must
Thanks, Andy B -- I'm doing OK! For over a week I was away from my computer and before that, and somewhat now, for my usual reason I've shared, I'm just pitching in some input here and there. But I'm around. I even submitted a blog (for only the second time, ha!).
:)
Thou shall not make eye contact in the bathroom
Amen
11.2 Thou shalt not take Viagra if thee has orange hair
Hello Chief:
Whenst thou hast farted, thou shalt raiseth thy hand..
excon
Thou shall not disturb your mother when she´s taking a nap,
Nonsense. I shalt take it until I dieth.
Thouest shall not imbibe in merriment whilst consuming thy beverage of a carbonated nature lest thee have a fit of laughing, thereby causing bubbles to enter thee's nose. :D
Especially whenst in a House of Worship....shalom.
Well, you can but you broketh numero 11
Ah! I'm not alone!
:)
Thanks, GoatJumper!
:)
but if he's handsome . . .
;)
No, probably your commandment is the way to go.
:)
um...ahemm... [looking nervously around]
Yeah...there are caveats :)
Hell...I've broken a few of the other ones too.
