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Do you eat while you drive?

As a general rule, I don't do that.  Not because I think it's dangerous but because I like to keep my hands free.  This way, when I run people off the road, I have at least one hand available to throw a "friendly" gesture their way as I leave them in the dust.

Today, I had no alternative.  I had an appointment which ran later than expected and by the time I left, it was 1:30 pm.  I realized I hadn't eaten all day and I was famished.  I ran into a local shop to pick up something small to tide me over until I got home but, the smell of chili wafted through the air and up into my quivering nostrils.  I experienced one of my rare food "O"s.   So, I bought a small container of chili and proceeded to drive home. 

Have you ever tried to drive 50+ MPH while spooning chili into your chili hole?  Take it from me, it's not easy.   I had to take my hands off the wheel several times but that was okay, I just used my knees to steer. It worked out fine.  I never spilled a drop and by the time I arrived home, the chili was in me belly.

So, do you eat while you drive?  If yes, what did you eat?  Did you manage to finish eating without getting into an accident or spilling the food all over you?

 



Posted - July 14, 2017

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  • 11000
    I don't like driving. It takes all of my concentration. So, I do not eat, listen to music or the radio, talk on the phone, text or try to read a map while I am driving. I also rarely allow passengers in my car and when I do, they are not allowed to speak or move.
      July 14, 2017 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I think you need to consider using Uber.
      July 14, 2017 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO! ;-)
      July 14, 2017 7:07 PM MDT
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  • I have a great serious answer for this , but I'm not talking to you and I can't hear you.

     
      July 14, 2017 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 6124
      July 14, 2017 7:11 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) 
      July 14, 2017 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Get your mind out of the gutter and while you're at it, help me out of it.
      July 14, 2017 7:16 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) how is my mind in a gutter? Harry steals all my mind gutter friends :/  she so mean at me :( hi Zack :) hope your well :) 
      July 14, 2017 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    WHAZZZZUP!!!
      July 14, 2017 7:21 PM MDT
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  • Hi zack :) not much up tonight .... except @ harry is my nemesis now ;) not real! Like other other site... :) I'm so calm now :) I havent got in one real fight thieves site: I'm a grown up now:) YAY ME ;)
      July 14, 2017 7:34 PM MDT
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  • *you're .... omg .... this site is fookin  up my brain if I'm worried about your vs you're. BAH!
      July 14, 2017 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I thought he was talking to me!  For once, your mind isn't in the gutter.  At least not here.  See, I can be nice.  I'll even give you back all your gutter friends.   They're no use to me anymore.


      July 14, 2017 7:26 PM MDT
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  • Maybe I like the gutter boys! Maybe I'm all "dolled" up in my finest trash bag for such an occasion.... YOU DO NOT KNOW! ;)

     https://youtu.be/ncLZD4KFUD4


      July 14, 2017 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    This is true.  I don't know.   I actually would love it if you modeled your finest trash bag.  I know someone else here who would love it too. ;-)
      July 14, 2017 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO!  I'll always help you out Zack!  But, my mind has been in the gutter for so long it feels at home there.
      July 14, 2017 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Guilty. 
      July 14, 2017 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Succinct and to the point.  
    I like it.
      July 14, 2017 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I drive while I eat.

    And in general, make it a rule not to spoon anything into my chili hole while operating a motor vehicle. 


      July 14, 2017 8:03 PM MDT
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  • Bah!!! To term " chilli hole" :(
      July 14, 2017 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Don't fight it. It's bigger than both of us.  
      July 14, 2017 8:12 PM MDT
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  •   July 14, 2017 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      July 14, 2017 8:23 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Thanks. I hear that a lot.
      July 14, 2017 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I think I need to keep my eye on you.  You appear to be made of the same stuff as me and Jaimie.  I see a potential problem down the road.
      July 15, 2017 5:49 AM MDT
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