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What is your favouritest thing that starts with the letter "P"

Posted - July 14, 2017

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  • 7792
    Pineapple. HA!!
      July 14, 2017 7:53 PM MDT
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  • Yessssss :) pineapple go on pizza :p
      July 14, 2017 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Party!


    (I'm not taking the bait.  I had another word in mind but I know you will call DIBS on it and then there won't be any men left in the world to service me).


      July 14, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) yesssssss! I call dibs on all the of the good pens of the world ;) I like a good pen ... ohhh yeah ;p

      July 14, 2017 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    The Sheaffer Pen Company made what it called a "Pen for Men"   It was bigger (thicker) than the typical fountain pen and was manufactured manufactured from 1959 to 1968.

    https://www.penhero.com/PenGallery/Sheaffer/SheafferPFM.htm

    I started high school in 1960, so you might expect that I in fact had one.

    I still have it if you would like to see mine. (And then you can tell Harry all about it if you want.)


      July 14, 2017 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I see where this is going.  Everyone prefers to show Jaimie their pens before me.  I will not accept sloppy seconds. :-(
      July 14, 2017 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Patience, Harry.  I knew you were female, but it is just now that I am truly letting that fact reprogram my primary thoughts of you.  (I'm sure the angry sex dialogue help me considerably in that regard.)

    And we can easily begin the rest of the evening with a nice shower.


      July 14, 2017 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO!  I almost told you that I would teach you about angry sex if you were of a mind to come over.  Then I thought I might be getting myself into trouble with your wife. 
      July 15, 2017 6:34 AM MDT
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  • Ohhhhh Tom , you know I love it when you talk "pen" to  me... and after all these years together of me trying to steal you from your wife;)  .... i have almost won you over , aye? I'll get your house yet ;) hosè .."H" .. P SAME Difference :) 

    https://youtu.be/V8lRsmyRJg8

     I adore you :) were is my PIZZA! :)
      July 14, 2017 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    ...I'm your kind of guy---so big and so strong...
      July 14, 2017 8:33 PM MDT
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  • yesssss :) and unavailable works for me , always :p I should seek therapy :) nah ! 
      July 14, 2017 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Ack!  You are always right there, under my feet, messing things up for me.  Go away.   

     

      July 15, 2017 7:00 AM MDT
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  • Lol :) ummmmm , you can't got rid of me that easy :/ 
      July 16, 2017 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO!
      July 17, 2017 3:09 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Okay.  I'll give you my pen. :-(    But you have to figure out how to get it away from the cat.


     



      July 14, 2017 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    paragoric


    : camphorated tincture of opium used especially to relieve pain

    NEW! This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 14, 2017 8:26 PM MDT
      July 14, 2017 8:11 PM MDT
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  • lol :) I'm lost :/ Why can't you be easy and say a NORMAL p word ;)
      July 14, 2017 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 2960
    PMS




    (Pantone Matching System) This post was edited by Mr. Bromide at July 15, 2017 4:25 AM MDT
      July 14, 2017 8:14 PM MDT
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  • Ummmm Ketchup! There is an app to combat that #millenials
      July 14, 2017 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    DIBS!!!
      July 14, 2017 8:16 PM MDT
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  • Sometimes it's good to pretend we don't hear harry's answers ... psssst ( she tries to steal all the penis's) shhhhhh
      July 14, 2017 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    That's only because I know I can't compete with you younger ones anymore.  I know one day, at least one of them will say yes.  It's a process.  


      July 15, 2017 7:08 AM MDT
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  • DAMNIT! I was going to say that

      July 14, 2017 8:26 PM MDT
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  • DING DING DING!!! Winner winner something , dinner :)
      July 14, 2017 8:31 PM MDT
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