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O-uknow

What is a vampire really but a zombie on a low protein diet?

Posted - July 16, 2017
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  • Vampires have the ability to act with conscious intention and engage life.  Zombies do not.
      July 16, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Vampires are Zombies 2.0?
      July 16, 2017 6:50 PM MDT
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  • I have no idea what the 2.0 means so I cannot answer.
      July 16, 2017 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Like in Windows 2.0 or like in anything revamped, pun intended ;)
    https://www.google.com/search?q=revamped&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 This post was edited by O-uknow at July 16, 2017 6:55 PM MDT
      July 16, 2017 6:54 PM MDT
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  • Ah! Computer talk!  Revamped is good word play but vampires are usually sophisticated and cool.  Zombies are sloven and awkward.  
      July 16, 2017 6:59 PM MDT
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  • Vampires aren't real, silly
      July 16, 2017 11:10 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    What do you think blood is?

    It is solid protein.

      July 16, 2017 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    what you just described
      July 17, 2017 5:48 PM MDT
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