Ok, which one of you called her and ratted me out?

I believe it. 
~

NOT guilty.

I do believe even I have had enough.

Lol. 
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Just how long have you folks been under daily bombardment? I'm surprised anyone's left around here. 

This is my food.  This is WHY I am on here.  Without my Unicorn what good am I?

Trust me, I share your disgust. But that still doesn't mean people deserve to get pelted with spam on a daily basis. 

Lol, pelted. 

:)

Paints that "monkey flinging poo" visual I was trying to achieve.  ;-)

I'm not disgusted. 

I'm used to it.

Used to being disgusted by Trump? Gotta keep the outrage alive so we have the strength to lift the bar up off the ground once the nightmare is over. 

Used to being disgusted by the spammer? You shouldn't have to get used to it.  

It's my choice.  I like to have this happening.  I'm sorry.  It is a once in a lifetime opportunity to interact with something so totally weird, it is bigger than both of us.

Plus?  I LIVE with someone who is very close to her. 

The strangest of the strange is my life.

I live with her son's best friend.  HAAA HAAAAA 

He loves her and knows her in a different way than the people on here know her.  I have a backstory.  And because I know her through him, I have a much softer outlook on the real woman.

She is a good soul.  She is just like .... well.... no  one else on earth.  LOLOL

Huh? You live with her son's best friend? How the heck did that happen?

Actually I'm glad you brought this up. I think if we knew more about each other's backstories, we'd be far less judgmental. Kinder. More human. 

Well, FIRST OF ALL, you already are that way.  You are very even and level-headed. I really appreciate that about you.  You keep me grounded.

So, that I already noticed.

The other story?  My backstory?  Well, I'll feed it to you slowly because it is not all that thrilling to digest all at once.  I was on Answer Bag.  Were you?  I think you were.

Let's start there.

That's very kind of you to say.  :-)

I've been on and off several sites over the years. Was on Answerbag for a while. That's why a few of the names here seemed familiar. So I thought I'd try sticking around.   

Here's part of my backstory: I don't live with any of you!  

That's how we're able to function somewhat normally dear.   :-)

Trust me, Randolph Nuryev,   you are more than a bit-player in this drama.

Oh, a wise guy, huh?

Hey, Moe, look at this!