Ladies and Gentleman, please walk this way and follow me around to the back of the hotel. Now, over here is the port-a-potty used by the twins. Of course, it goes without saying they used it before they were murdered. It's said on certain nights, when the moon is a mere sliver sitting just above the horizon, you can hear them call out "Come play with us," as they each drop a deuce with a melodic plunk.
B.H.Wilson 