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What are the unwritten rules of port-a-potty use?

Posted - July 22, 2017
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  • 22891
    not to use one if you dont have to, theyre gross
      July 22, 2017 3:16 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Men:  do not urinate on the seat!
      July 22, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Modern ones have urinals.
      July 22, 2017 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Don't text and poop. The inevitable WILL occur.
      July 22, 2017 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 1) Don't use one. 

    That's my rule and I'm sticking to it :P
      July 22, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Don't touch or lean against the wall while you are inside.

    Don't breathe while you are inside.




      July 22, 2017 9:04 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    1. The first and foremost rule is DO NOT sit down. 
    Don uses 2x4s if there is an extreme urgency and he has to use one on the job site.  Even that is sketchy. 
    2.  Bring your own toilet paper and leave with your own toilet paper
    3.  If you know you are going to be at any function that you may need to use one, bring your own gloves if you have to touch anything
    4.  Practice your breathing before entering
    5. And finally, while driving to the event where you know you might have to use one, check out the nearest exit where there might be a restaurant that you can visit before, during and after the event.  Even McDonalds would be better than a port-a-potty.  Not much, but at least it will have a sink.
      July 22, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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