Are you a colorful character? What color would that be?

Dat.  He don't play dat.

O-Tay. 

No that's Buckwheat.

Lost in Space to Star Trek to Little Rascals to Enormous Penis. What a long, strange trip it's been.  

I'm starting to believe you and I are twins separated at birth.  You and I know each other's every forking reference.  I can't tell you how much comfort this brings to me.  Especially the part containing  Enormous Penis  and the Grateful Dead quote.

Aww... that's really nice of you to say. Let's face it, we're just gay men of a certain age. 

 I think we might be bi men.  Gay men don't do Dead.

Great song. Love this one too.  

Okay.  We just had our first fight.  Although I like Sarah McLachlan well enough (eh, bleah), I f*cking hate that song.  HATE IT! Sappy m*therf*cking b*llsh*t.   This is better.  Although he is getting long in the tooth, I think Ice-T would still be crazy fun in bed.  Eh, although if Jaimie calls DIBS, I won't be too upset.  We've buried the hatchet (I think she might have buried it into my skull, though.  My vision is a bit funky). ;-) 

 

I know, Sarah's a little sappy. I only listen to her when I'm in a mood. As for Mr. Ice T, no thanks. You can have that but I'll be happy to keep watching him on Law and Order SVU where he's way cool. 

Yeah, after I posted that I started to think about all the STDs that man may be carrying.  He needs to be scraped, scrubbed, medicated, and be outfitted in a full head to toe condom before I will touch him.  Look at me, suddenly being picky and acting like he would give me a shot!  

Meh, you're too good for him anyway. You should at least be considering Iced Coffee or Frappachino.   

Than you for the kind words.  I would consider those two, but they are both always flaccid.  Maybe Ice Cube or Vanilla Ice?  Nah.  I'll just keep looking.