What 50+ celebrity would you like to see sniffing around your back porch at night?

She looks darn good, dude

I'd eat it.

She's held up pretty well.  But, when you get your chance to do her, I suggest using the ball gag the entire time.  She ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer and that mindless yammering's gonna get on your nerves.



This post was edited by Harry at July 24, 2017 5:19 PM MDT

Sheryl Crowe is NOT Katy Perry, Harry.  

She is quite youthful and fit and very pretty.   I'm totally straight and I'd tap that.  (KIDDING)

She is very astute and has a brain even.  I love almost every song she wrote and that is hard with a voice like hers.   WHICH IS GORGEOUS.  However, it doesn't have a distinct sound like Gwen Stefani's.  It is kind of laid back but she is so good at what she does, you love that voice.

So, I am a big fan of Ms. Crowe.   She reminds me of Adam Levine.  She is gorgeous, she should not have made it with the raw vocal ability she posessed, but she was so talented and so creative she made more good songs than most artists with more to offer.

Sheryl Crowe -  GOOD.

Sharonna for the win.

This woman deserves fans.  Yes. 

Hey, I haven't been around.  Give me a m*th*r f*ckin chance to respond. 

Shar, I never said she wasn't hot or attractive.  But she ain't no rocket scientist.  Girl, did you forget the one toilet paper square b.s. she came out with to save the planet? 

 

If it makes me happy..... It can't be that bad. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 24, 2017 9:12 PM MDT

I said sniffing, not lying dead beneath it. LOL

I find money and brains and good natured personage very attractive.  I especially like the fact that he loves pretty women.   I would marry him,  buy him a ho and take the paycheck every week.

In otherwords, I'd tap that. 

Oh Jane!  You dirty girl.  I can only imagine what he can do with those nubbins of his once he removes those choppers!  Yee Haw!

Or that nubbin once he removes his underpants.  

THIS IS NOT ADULT MUG.  REPORTED.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  kidding

Ooooooo! That's a good one. I've always liked her and she is a class act.

Believe it or not, I was actually thinking of a real house and back porch. Isn't that sort of sweet? I am so innocent! And stupid in this case!
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Only after reading all the answers and comments thus far did my "back porch lights come on."

I'm still very satisfied with my answer choice.
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Welb, I'll meet you at my answer......