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If I could cast one magical spell, it would be....................................

Posted - July 24, 2017

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  • to eradicate all evil.
      July 25, 2017 1:37 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Good Morning Neelie :)  That is a wonderful magical thought.  Yipppeee!  Thanks for your help!  Love, Merlin
      July 25, 2017 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Tough one Merlin.  Do I cast a spell that would create world peace or one that will make Harry into a mentally well balanced dog.   It's a toss up.
      July 25, 2017 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Good Morning Harry~  I would go with Harry being mentally stable.  If you went with world peace, we wouldn't know what to do with ourselves.  We aren't a very friendly race.  If we didn't fight among ourselves, what purpose would we have?  To wreck the environment that supports us?  Shoot, we've already accomplished that devastation.
    At least if Harry were mentally healthy you could also get some well needed sleep.
    Thank you for all your support through these questions and beyond.  Harry is a "lucky dawg."  I'm sending some magic his way right now to remind him of that.  Get some rest Harry :)  Love, Merlin
      July 25, 2017 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    probably for someone to hire me
      July 25, 2017 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I would hire you pearl if we could get away with it by doing it through paypal or something.  I am SURE you would and could help me with any and all computer issues and knowledge :) :)
      July 25, 2017 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 9777
    I would like to magically complete all the road construction projects that surround my home that are making it impossible to get anywhere without major traffic delays and minor cursing.
      July 25, 2017 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    JaneS, you've got it all. Just get out there, shake your booty, and the construction workers will give you a Youuu=whoo-tee!  Now that you've got their attention, 
    "Put your left foot in,
    Take your left foot out
    Put your left foot in and
    Shake it all about...
    You do the hokey pokey and
    You turns their heads about.

    Make sure they are headed in the right direction
    and that is what the road paved is all about!"

    Don't keep going around the same block
    Lord knows, you don't want to wear a path
    and your good to go.

    This post was edited by Merlin at July 25, 2017 10:17 PM MDT
      July 25, 2017 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 46117




    Cartoon courtesy of Old School This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 25, 2017 10:36 PM MDT
      July 25, 2017 10:25 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm not sure what that says Shar to the Rona ( I like your super "S" this week, by the way, ;)) but, I'll guess it's something like, "This isn't religious, I said '2' guiness!"
      July 25, 2017 10:45 PM MDT
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  • 46117
      July 26, 2017 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Good Morning Shar~ I tried to connect to the link even though googles said, "No."  I wasn't able to.  I am from old school too so  I would probably like it.  I was trying to make a rhyming funny up with my response.  I hope it wasn't diragatory to your comic.  No hard feelings, I hope? 
      July 26, 2017 8:14 AM MDT
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  • ...... "that all the Earth's inhabitants become civilized before they become extinct."
      July 25, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I hear ya!  It seems like such a simple bit of magic... yet one that is impossible to reach.  We all need the same air, salt or fresh water, the ozone, the moon, the dirt, the valcanos, the ice, the sun, each other to survive.
    why can't we all just understand that and get along? 
    Why do we have to build such unneeded greed and vanity?
    I hear ya ALF.

      July 25, 2017 10:40 PM MDT
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    to get rid of animal abuse.
      September 29, 2017 2:23 PM MDT
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