95% of the time I'm here because of the friends I've made. Slinking away, to wallow in my truth, I must say, yes. I am hiding from our master bedroom. It lurks down the hall haunting me. Its memory follows me to work. When I'm cleaning the kitchen or showering, it leaves part of its contents there..... as if in a very eerie voice, it says, "I'm stillll heerrrreeeee. I still can't see my flooooorrrrr... if you don't come clean me soooonnnn, alll my innardss will beee all overrr the living roommm and bathrooom. Come clean meeeee. No one else is going to do ittttt!!!!!!"
Yes. I am hiding from cleaning our master bedroom.
This post was edited by Merlin at August 5, 2017 11:08 AM MDT
EXACTLY!!! And the leader of your WHOLE house is "the MASTER bedroom!" I'm tellin' ya! It all starts there! Then, the clothes from the master talk to the remotes in the family room and tell them to hide. The remotes end up in the kitchen and tell your dishes to join forces in the sink and not jump into the dishwasher. The coffee mugs end up on the counter in the bathroom that tells the towels to stay wet on the floor who turns around and talks to the dirty socks that never got put into the laundry basket. See? It all started with their leader. The Master bedroom!! It's a huge conspiracy against you and me!! Let's not even go into how it unfolds into the driveway, tools, birdseed, and flowers... It's a never ending battle ;)
This post was edited by Merlin at August 5, 2017 10:49 AM MDT
Good Morning carbon~ See? You were sooooo slow to join us, now I have to go to work....AGAIN. I love you too. You aren't, perhaps, insinuating we might have part sloth in us, are you??? Huge hugs and loves and giggles! Have a great day! Love, Merlin :) :) Happy! Happy!
Benedict Arnold 