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What is your earliest memory?

What is the earliest thing  you can remember in your life? Mine was when i was wearing a yellow and black dot bikini when i was three.

                                                                                       
 

Posted - August 4, 2017
Tag : earliest memory

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  • 7126
    I remember seeing a light at the end of a tunnel and the next thing I knew some doctor was slapping my behind.
      August 4, 2017 10:16 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Interesting. The doctor took one look at me and slapped my mother. hahahahahahhahahahhaa
      August 4, 2017 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I heard that you were so ugly, your mother never breastfed you. Told you she only liked you as a friend.
      August 4, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Your so ugly, you make onions cry. ;D
      August 5, 2017 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are such a pig that when you do the splits you stick to the floor.

    (I'm sorry.  I cannot help myself)
      August 5, 2017 11:20 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Shar to the Rona......Your so old,  that when you were in school there was no history subjects. ;+
      August 5, 2017 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are so older that they had to invent dirt just to bury you.

    (I just made that up too)

    Pretty good, huh?

      August 5, 2017 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    You're so old that when you were born, the Dead Sea was just sick.
      August 5, 2017 11:35 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Well, your so stupid you sold your car for gas money. 
      August 5, 2017 11:39 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    You're so stupid it takes you 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
      August 5, 2017 11:42 AM MDT
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  • 13071
     Well, your  so ugly I heard you turned Medusa into stone!
      August 5, 2017 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    You're so ugly that when you get robbed, the robbers make you wear their masks.
      August 5, 2017 11:50 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Well, your so ugly, that  when you went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
      August 5, 2017 11:54 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    You're so ugly that when you went to enter an ugly contest, they decided you should be a judge.
      August 5, 2017 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
      August 5, 2017 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You're so stupid, you sit on the TV and watch the couch.
      August 5, 2017 12:26 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
      August 5, 2017 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You're so ugly, they have to feed you with a Frisbee.
      August 5, 2017 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Not bad Shar to the Rona, for someone so  stupid,  you  thought hamburger helper came with another person. ;D
      August 5, 2017 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    I heard that you were so ugly, your mother got morning sickness after you were born.
      August 5, 2017 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Yes but I heard that your mother dropped you off at the mall and got fined for littering. ;D
      August 5, 2017 11:28 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO! I love this thread!  I didn't want it to stop! 
      August 5, 2017 11:34 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Shock me, say something intelligent. ;D
      August 5, 2017 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  Nevah! 
      August 5, 2017 12:34 PM MDT
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