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What is your earliest memory?

What is the earliest thing  you can remember in your life? Mine was when i was wearing a yellow and black dot bikini when i was three.

                                                                                       
 

Posted - August 4, 2017
Tag : earliest memory

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  • 46117
    Can I say this?  Your momma was a beotch.  That is such a horrid thing to do. 

    To take her side though, that is what people did back then.  That was to show them not to do something.  I had parents who proudly told me how they put their child's hand on a hot stove to show them how hot it was.  Or a dad who told his son to put up his dukes so the boy next door would stop picking on his son.  That macho nonsense.  It was all the tools they had to teach back then, I guess. It seems overly barbaric now, but I suppose that is because I have had the benefit of learning why it does not work and the benefit of having other tools like self-help books at my disposal.

      August 5, 2017 11:19 AM MDT
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  • "I'm in the womb thinking that now would be the time to steal stuff ... before I have fingerprints."
      August 5, 2017 12:19 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHAHHAHA you dog you. ;)
      August 5, 2017 12:21 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    I remember staying with my aunt and uncle when my brother was born. I was 18 months old. I have a distinct recollection of walking along the sidewalk with snowbanks way over my head.
      August 5, 2017 3:38 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    That is so cool. I knew i wasnt the only one to remember that far back. And when I say far back, i mean far back. ahahahaha thanks JaneS ;D
      August 5, 2017 11:09 AM MDT
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  • I can remember a bowl of marshmallows at a hotel we went to when I was less than 2, also a blinking red light on a telephone at the same hotel. 
      August 5, 2017 10:08 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    They just dont leave bowls of complimentary  marshmallows in hotel rooms like they used to those bastards, and those blinking red lights on the telephones, i remember those. Do they even have phones in hotels anymore? THanks Nevan B. ;D
      August 5, 2017 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 2500
    And how about that metal box on the nightstand? The one you had to feed quarters to to get the bed to vibrate.
      August 5, 2017 11:18 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Oh we used to love that as kids. And as adults when we went to adult motels. Got us in the mood no mean? Either that or made us go to sleep if we were too drunk. hahahahhaha
      August 5, 2017 11:50 AM MDT
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  • 13071
      August 5, 2017 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Being I a school play in kindergarten.  One of the little boys was dressed an a tin soldier costume and my mom made my princess dress.
      August 5, 2017 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    What school did you go to that made you dress this way. Was it in Turkey? hahahaha Thanks SpunkySenior. :D
      August 5, 2017 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    LOL ...
      August 5, 2017 12:19 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You cannot believe what I can remember.   Let's see.  My grandma making homemade ravioli dough and laying sheets of it on her bed with a white floured sheet across the bed and her cutting the dough into long ribbons.

    I remember my grandfather getting out of bed and having no foot.  I thought that was totally weird the first time I saw that.

    He had his foot cut off by a TRAIN when he was trying to board.   OH WOW.

    I was very young, probably around 3.


    P.s.  I just re-read this and I need to note that my grandpa was not getting out of bed when my grand was cutting up those ravioli's.  That would be very weird. 
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 5, 2017 11:55 AM MDT
      August 5, 2017 11:16 AM MDT
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  • 7126

      August 5, 2017 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  Grandpa!   HI. 


    Please do not blow up USA, Grandpa.

      August 5, 2017 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Hopefully his camp counselors will keep him busy on vacation.     


      August 5, 2017 11:29 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    That is just excellent.  I think even he would applaud this one.  He actually looks kind of cool. 
      August 5, 2017 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Did you make that story up Shar to the ROna? Cause other wise that is really cool. Especially about your grandpa having no foot. My father in law had a club foot that I asked him to show me, which he thought was weird, but he thought i was weird anyway, so i didnt have anything to lose. Are you Italian? 
      August 5, 2017 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    No.  That really happened.  

    It's good that you ask though so you do not not commit faux pas that you do not mean to commit.

    Like poor Baba and the cardboard box.  You fiend.  (I know you thought he was kidding.  I did too at first)
      August 5, 2017 12:42 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Baba is a He? Ooooooooo, me feel stupid. In fact, im so stupid, when i hear its going to be chilly outside, i get a bowl.

    No seriously, that is awful. A box? I never heard of such a thing. I hope i didnt heart his feelings. ;( This post was edited by carbonproduct at August 5, 2017 12:49 PM MDT
      August 5, 2017 12:47 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Baba means FATHER.  Hello?
      August 5, 2017 12:49 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    It also means grandmother in Russian. My grandson calls me Baba. ;D
      August 5, 2017 1:05 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Crap.  I KNEW I should have checked before I typed that. 

    OKAY.  You win. 
      August 5, 2017 1:07 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
      August 5, 2017 1:10 PM MDT
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