You are so UGLY that ?

How do you do it?  You just picked the only ugly thing that is NOT in the picture.  There are no hairs in this picture coming from anybody's nose.  Get glasses.  NOW.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

You are channeling Rodney Dangerfield again.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

I always make sure I tell that one to my doctors.

I love this one.   It's the best yet.

I confess to using it a few times. But only because it's the best yet.   ;-)

Nice.

(((Hugs)))

Their loss man. 

Squeeze and Hugs :))

I wish she threw you my way Baba. Hugs. ;))

You have to promise to take care of that beard for him.

Like it was my own.  ;)

Really?  Mine just cracks.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

hmmmm.... new word for me.

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