You're off to Pamplona to run with the bulls. But the bulls are sick. You get to pick a substitute. What's it gonna be?

"Running of the Squirrels"

I feel confident that I could take on hamsters.

running with the weiner dogs

I find that whole idea so distasteful.

I hate that whole Spanish Macho bullshit with bulls.  Bull fights and running with the bulls.  I wish the bulls would react and trample everyone of those morons.  I really do.

The animal cannot win, they have no chance in that bull ring and to let them loose in the streets all angry and terrified is just unconscionable.


They should run with the Bengal Tigers. 

Hornets

a horse