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Benedict Arnold

What did you put off doing today? Or what are you gonna put of doing tomorrow?


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Posted - August 11, 2017
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  • 13071
    Going to the YMCA to do my laps in the pool. Ill put it off tomorrow because i dont go on the weekends, but i put it off today, because i didnt have anyone to watch my grandson.
      August 11, 2017 9:43 PM MDT
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  • i have never been to a real YMCA. But I'm kinda an expert on the place cos of the village people. :) I know stuff about stuff about YMCA ... i know it's fun to stay there.
      August 11, 2017 9:48 PM MDT
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  • 585
    You can hang out with all the boys ;)
      August 11, 2017 9:50 PM MDT
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  • You can do what ever you feel......;)
      August 11, 2017 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 585
    Ayooooo! Don't get me all riled up now!
      August 11, 2017 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Ask her why the YMCA pool has a flaky crust.   ;-)
      August 11, 2017 9:51 PM MDT
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  • Ask carbon??? Just did :)
      August 11, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im not sure if you can stay there unwillingly. I come and go. I guess you can hide in a locker and spend the night that way, but i choose to swim and leave. My bed is much more comfortable then one of those benches or lounge chairs by the pool they provide. Bastards. ;+
      August 11, 2017 9:52 PM MDT
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  • Ummmmm ..... someone asked me to ask ... " why do the pools have flakies?" :)
      August 11, 2017 9:55 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Because i swim there. ;+
      August 11, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • Oh :) you eat a lot of flakies pastery then, no???? I SUSSED IT!!! I AM AWESOME!
      August 11, 2017 10:00 PM MDT
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  • 13071
      August 11, 2017 10:02 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Erm.... no. It's because when she's going to the pool, she doesn't shower for weeks at a time. Hey, why bother when you're taking a bath in other people's urine?   
      August 11, 2017 10:08 PM MDT
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  • Golden showers  bring may... may bring  .... R. Kelly  for hours. I'm a gawd damn poet. BAM! 
      August 11, 2017 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 11, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Id tap the Indian.
      August 11, 2017 9:57 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You'd tap anything with a pulse and a pecker.   
      August 11, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You betcha! ;D




      August 11, 2017 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 11, 2017 10:17 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    If he came with a paper bag. Id tap him too. ;P
      August 11, 2017 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 585
    I put off typing up a simple flyer for work today because I had had it up to HERE with one of my coworkers and couldn't handle one more single task. Silly, right? Tomorrow is the day!
      August 11, 2017 9:52 PM MDT
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  • Meh :) why do today what you can do tomorrow.... MIMOSA!!!! :) sometimes you gotta say "fook it" :)
      August 11, 2017 9:57 PM MDT
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  • 585
    Mimosa is the new hakuna matata! AMEN THOUGH. Fook it all to heck.
      August 11, 2017 9:59 PM MDT
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  • CARTOON MOVIES! you're speaking my language ;) I knew I liked you immediately for a reason :) yeah! FOOK THAT!  Boom boom boom boom! 
      
    https://youtu.be/d-OvzM-NxnI This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 12, 2021 4:40 AM MST
      August 11, 2017 10:04 PM MDT
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