A bee stung me on the tongue today. Isn't that funny? Do you have story that funny to tell us?

Aww nooo that isn't funny.. that can be very, very dangerous.. to be stung on the mouth could cause your tongue or throat to swell up in reaction. Nooo, not funny... poor you. I hope you will be ok!

That is actually pretty dangerous. Bee stings can swell up a lot. and if you reflexively pull your tounge back you may get your air intake blocked from mouth and nose both. So go see a doctor. bee stings are very common with a range of standard medications that are not even expensive. The doctor is needed to chose one that you are not allergic to or reject.

And stop wolfing down your strawberries. You actually get more taste from them when you eat them slowly :-))

Funny?  When my daughter was about seven we were having a picnic.  A bee landed on her sandwich and  bit her lip when she raised it up to her mouth.  It was pretty scary; her lip became about four times normal size. This post was edited by Thriftymaid at August 15, 2017 3:52 PM MDT

No wonder you are typing instead of talking.  

I would suck on a lot of menthol and ice.

A girl was walking down the street singing doo-wah-ditty-ditty-dum-ditty-do. I ran her over.

My uncle took me to the circus and clowns killed him.

I went swimming at the YMCA the other day and my titty fell out of my bathing suit while i was doing laps. I didnt notice it until i got out of the pool, and even then, not until i was half way to the exit. Im not sure how many people saw, but it was very crowded. ;+

Hilarious, now hand me my epipen and pray that it works before I suffocate. I'm allergic to the point of anaphylaxis.