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A bee stung me on the tongue today. Isn't that funny? Do you have story that funny to tell us?

OUCH! Ha ha ha.

Posted - August 15, 2017

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  • 6477
    Aww nooo that isn't funny.. that can be very, very dangerous.. to be stung on the mouth could cause your tongue or throat to swell up in reaction. Nooo, not funny... poor you. I hope you will be ok!
      August 15, 2017 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    It as about six hours ago.  The pain and swelling are just about gone now.  I'll be okay.  It was eating my sandwich with me when I went to take a bite.
      August 15, 2017 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    That is actually pretty dangerous. Bee stings can swell up a lot. and if you reflexively pull your tounge back you may get your air intake blocked from mouth and nose both. So go see a doctor. bee stings are very common with a range of standard medications that are not even expensive. The doctor is needed to chose one that you are not allergic to or reject.

    And stop wolfing down your strawberries. You actually get more taste from them when you eat them slowly :-))
      August 15, 2017 2:39 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    It as about six hours ago.  The pain and swelling are just about gone now.  I'll be okay.  It was eating my sandwich with me when I went to take a bite.
      August 15, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • 17620
    Funny?  When my daughter was about seven we were having a picnic.  A bee landed on her sandwich and  bit her lip when she raised it up to her mouth.  It was pretty scary; her lip became about four times normal size. This post was edited by Thriftymaid at August 15, 2017 3:52 PM MDT
      August 15, 2017 2:48 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    No wonder you are typing instead of talking.  

    I would suck on a lot of menthol and ice.
      August 15, 2017 3:09 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    A girl was walking down the street singing doo-wah-ditty-ditty-dum-ditty-do. I ran her over.

    My uncle took me to the circus and clowns killed him.
      August 15, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 16843
    Surreal! Are you high?
      August 15, 2017 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I went swimming at the YMCA the other day and my titty fell out of my bathing suit while i was doing laps. I didnt notice it until i got out of the pool, and even then, not until i was half way to the exit. Im not sure how many people saw, but it was very crowded. ;+
      August 15, 2017 3:51 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    The whole pool area crowded? Or just the area around you? It can be hard to tell the difference when you are in the middle :-D
      August 15, 2017 4:01 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAH Yes. The whole pool area. With children and everything. ;+
      August 15, 2017 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Call me before you go do laps again.  Now, where is that YMCA?
      August 16, 2017 1:52 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL
      August 16, 2017 2:08 AM MDT
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  • 11130
    FELL out? I don't think so. You are such an exhibitionist.
      August 16, 2017 3:44 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Am not JaneS. ;))

      August 16, 2017 4:03 AM MDT
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  • 16843
    Hilarious, now hand me my epipen and pray that it works before I suffocate. I'm allergic to the point of anaphylaxis.
      August 15, 2017 7:33 PM MDT
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