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Benedict Arnold

How many times this week have you entertained the thought of stabbing someone in the eye with a pen this week? ( diclaimer, don't do it)

Posted - August 18, 2017
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  • 7280
    I prefer the approach suggested in "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe.
      August 18, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • I have no idea at what that means,  but thanks ... I think ;) 
      August 18, 2017 1:42 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Oh goodness.  It's a short story by Poe.  Most high schoolers have read it in the USA---at least if they are around my age.

    Find a brief plot synopsis and read that.  It's worthwhile to know about it.

    (And I still love you.)
      August 18, 2017 1:54 PM MDT
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  • I love you too but you know that  :) i am not in US though,  as i think you know... and so not your age :) also my mind is racing today so I can't google it right now ... I will when I calm my freakin brain :)
      August 18, 2017 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 11130
    It's been a good week. No pen-stabbing urges, but I did shove a couple of people really hard in the back and then looked innocent when they turned around.
      August 18, 2017 3:02 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) I like your style , Jane :)
      August 18, 2017 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Do you have ESP?  My brother is said to be coming to town soon.

      August 18, 2017 3:07 PM MDT
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  • Yes .... yes I do have ESP ... who down with ESP ? Yeah you know Me! 
      August 18, 2017 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    In my dreams, I must have stabbed my ex-wife in the eyeballs like a thousand times. I loved it each and everytime.
      August 18, 2017 5:13 PM MDT
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  • Ha ha :) I kinda know you're history so all those pens to her eyeball deserved :) 
      August 18, 2017 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 16843
    My purple shirt is in the wash.

      August 19, 2017 1:47 AM MDT
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