I know he's right. And knowledge does rhyme with college. I saw your answer to that question and thought you were eating some good brownies at the time.
Okay well that is what that handy lid is for. There is a fridge in the ceiling and a table right there for the laptop. Just put it on the casket lid when it is open. It is quite comfortable.
And I'll tell you what else. When you close it? You are totally safe. No rapist, burglar or even serial killer worth his salt would dare try and see what is inside of that. But just in case I get a Vampire killer guy, my casket locks from the inside. I pimped it.
I'm thinking of a new reality TV show called Pimp My Casket.