Maybe :) don't get me started on the nuns who don't war nun clothes ... it's been a weird night. At least i didn't take off in a canoe and punch yuppies in throat so I'm pretty sure everything will be okay ... if I get a tent
Tsen Hsu-Yi in "Cheung Mou Neui" switches with Takeda Kumiko in "Maji Mai, 2". As MM2 opens, seven men attack lovely Kumiko who draws her katana and kills them all in ten seconds. In the new version, Hsu-Yi strips naked and dances seductively before the 7 warriors. Oh, we have turned it into "Kekko Kamen". In the new CMN, Kumiko decapitates Wei Hung's wife, so that she has no competition from her. In "Troy", Brad Pitt as Achilles trades roles with Nathan Jones as Boagrius, so Achilles becomes the 6'-10", 350 lbs. world's strongest man winner, as he should be, rather than being a shrimp. Tom Cruise as "Jack Reacher" switches with Dwayne Johnson as "Hercules", and that gives us a JR of the proper size, but H becomes tiny. Dwayne should play both roles. Whoopi Goldberg on "The View" switches with Saito Shino in "Kekko Kamen". KK paralyzes male and lesbian villains with her nude dances and poses, but WG paralyzes them with her ugliness, monumental stupidity and sheer obnoxiousness. TV is much more entertaining when a sexy nude dancer replaces an ugly obnoxious imbecile.
2'-8", 35# Verne Troyer as Mini Me in AUSTIN POWERS with 6'-5", 275# Lou Ferrigno in HERCULES. jonah Hill in 21 JUMP STRREET with Kevin Sorbo as KULL THE CONQUERER.J
Daniel Craig in "Cowboys & Aliens" for Timothy Dalton as James Bond in a series of movies. Ugly replaces handsome in this case! Tom Cruise in "Top Gun" for Dwayne Johnson as "Hercules". 5'-7", 140 lbs. replaaces 6'-5", 275 lbs. as the strongest man who ever lived. John Goodman as Babe Ruth in "The Babe" for Sean Connery as James Bond in "Dr. No". Vulgar slob replaces suave & sophisticated! Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddy Shack" for Sean Connery as 007 in "Thunderball". Slob replaces snob again! Lotte Lenya as Rosa Klebb in "From Russia With Love" for Sienna Guillory as"Helen of Troy" the most beautiful living lady. Need I explain this?