Another dilemma: My wife made me a sandwich and I feel obligated to do something nice for her. I'm not sure what to do.

No interest either way.

Well, I'd suggest helping her with the housework but you said she's a hoarder so hmm........

I actually do much of the housework, plus pay all of the bills except her phone and car. I also do most of the grocery shopping. And provide her with primo health insurance. Wait...that's worth more than just one lousy sammich.

I think you just answered your own question there Skippy.

I got nothin.

I love the perv in you ;)

Grassy Ass.   

Good idea. A Reuben would be nice.

I would have to mortgage what remains of my soul.