What color is your hair ?

Sweet. I used to have dark blue hair. ANd green and purple and pink. ;D

I've done everything but green! It's next on my list. I'm not sure what my real hair color even is anymore.

Neat. I bet you are one wonderful 70s gal too. ;)))

Hey! I am not a gal but if you like to think of me as a gal that's OK. 

Me too?

OMG Your a guy Shar to the Rona? Thats ok, i love you anyway. ;)
                                        

If I am, I have the world's smallest penis next to Donna Trump.

Well i guess i wont be wearing this when we go out on a date next Wednesday night then huh? He might fall in!

                                   

I know nothing about the USA pressident's "chinko", and neither do you. Such an aaccusation is horrible. 

For you i'll put on lipstick. 

LOL And id love every inch of your shiny headless noodle Zack - Mr. GenXer. Yes I would indeed. ;))

Why thank you for saying.;-)

No thanks needed Zack - Mr. GenXer. Its the truth. ;)

Sounds very pretty. ;)

Thanks.  I've gotten a lot of compliments.  A few friends have said that if their hair looked like mine, they would not dye theirs.

Like my roots. ;O

My roots are cellophane. They have no color, so when my hair grows an inch and you don't see the dye?  You don't see a thing because the damn things are CLEAR.  I have clear hair.  Only me.  WHY GOD?  I have all this hair and I have to keep dying it or I look bald because you can see right through these clear hairs to my very pink scalp.

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