CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Leaps tall buildings with a single bound. Walks on water. Gives policy to God
CEO Just as fast as a speeding bullet. More powerful than a switch engine. Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks to God
PRESIDENT Faster than a speeding air rifle pellet. Just as powerful as a switch engine. Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind. Walks on water at indoor swimming pools. Talks to God if a special request is approved.
VICE PRESIDENT Can fire a speeding bullet. Rides trains. Uses elevator to get to the top of tall buildings Swims competently Prays to God
MANAGING DIRECTOR Never permitted to handle firearms. Says "look at choo choo". Climbs stairs. Wears water wings Talks to animals
SUPERVISOR Gets hit by speeding bullets Gets run over by trains Runs into buildings Drowns in puddles Mumbles incoherently to himself
ME Catches speeding bullets between teeth. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Lifts tall buildings and walks beneath. Freezes water with a single glance. IS GOD!