What jumps higher than a building?

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to God

CEO
Just as fast as a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a switch engine.
Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
Talks to God

PRESIDENT 
Faster than a speeding air rifle pellet.
Just as powerful as a switch engine.
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind.
Walks on water at indoor swimming pools.
Talks to God if a special request is approved.

VICE PRESIDENT 
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Rides trains.
Uses elevator to get to the top of tall buildings 
Swims competently
Prays to God

MANAGING DIRECTOR
Never permitted to handle firearms.
Says "look at choo choo".
Climbs stairs.
Wears water wings
Talks to animals

SUPERVISOR
Gets hit by speeding bullets
Gets run over by trains
Runs into buildings
Drowns in puddles
Mumbles incoherently to himself

ME
Catches speeding bullets between teeth.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Lifts tall buildings and walks beneath.
Freezes water with a single glance.
IS GOD!