Er, um, you're doing your hair differently, that's a new blouse, you dented the fender of my car, my sock has a hole in it, you've cleaned out my bank account again, this is a new recipe for cooking the same dish a different way, you found the straight jacket, you have six toes on each foot, I trimmed my moustache too much, the ransom demand is too low, you painted the dining room, you tore up the restraining order that you requested against me, you're wearing colored contact lenses, my reflection in the mirror is double, there's a spider on my head, your shoes are on the wrong feet, you paid my mortgage this month, you discovered that I am on your family tree after all, the incense I smell is actually my shirttail on fire, I missed a typo, you left your toenail clippings in the carpet, I'm late for a meeting, we have a litterbox but no cats, the refrigerator door stayed open all night long, your mother is moving in for good, you have a tattoo, I'm about to be evicted, you plucked my eyebrows when I dozed off on your sofa, there are no politically-related questions today, I have spinach on my teeth, you've added me to your will, Grilly is back, . . .
Benedict Arnold 