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i'll be needing to purchase entire words consisting of both vowels and consonants, please.
I'll spin, Pat.
I want a 5 (and sometimes 6) for the price of one.
AEIOU and sometimes Y
I'll give you a nickel
Sure, why not? I'll buy a U
You stole my answer again. Stop being as clever as I am!
First one then the other.
i'll be back when the price goes down. =)
No, as an "entitled liberal" I live entirely on free government surplus vowels....;-D..
https://youtu.be/A6atDT3cmrs?t=1m6s
or here if you prefer the text version
https://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/clinton-deploys-vowels.html
grilled it never hurts to want.
Let me see it first. The last time I trusted you, I didn't open the briefcase until you were gone, and it was full of tildes.
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Check them before you pay, Queenie! She's slippery!
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OK, Randy, that's it. You're under arrest.
Now that we know who your supplier is, we want you to tell us what you know about the higher-ups in this international tilde smuggling ring. You help us and we'll put in a good word with the DA....;-D...
No good, copper. I want more than just a good word with the DA; I want full immunity and 24-hour security detail up until a whole year after the trial, and then the Witness Protection Program. I want it all signed by the mayor, the governor, AND the DA. Oh, and keep my name out of the papers, too. I've got a reputation on the street to consider, you know.
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@Randy D -- No good, criminal scum!
We've got witnesses who'll testify to multiple instances where you openly possessed tildes, and now we've got you on the record purchasing with intent to distribute. Unless you start singing, the judge is gonna send you to the Big House for a long spell. And they don't use no good grammar on the inside, y'know what I'm saying?...;-D...
Hey, I found every single one of those tildes that I posted, and you've got nothing saying otherwise! Half of them were thrown out, the rest were just lying around unused and forgotten. You've got nothing, flatfoot, zero! I'm not even worried; I know you're just bluffing, trying to get me to slip up and win your lousy case for you. Well, it is not going to happen, because I'm the victim here, that dame set me up. She's no good, I tell you, she's the one you want, not me.
I need a lawyer, someone who really knows the law, unlike you, Dirty Scary. I'm done talking.
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