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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

You get infected with a disease that turns you gradually into a monkey. Do you off yourself or do you just go with it and let it happen?

Posted - September 3, 2017
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  • 2960
    Do I get to throw monkey feces at Millennials?
      September 3, 2017 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    If not you, then Who?

      September 3, 2017 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    Well, swinging by a tail sounds like fun..............................
      September 3, 2017 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Believe it or not this is a Star Trek episode. 

      September 3, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • You mean spend my lifeo publicly masturbate and throw my poo at onlookers and no one says boo about it? SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      September 3, 2017 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I heard you already did that.
      September 3, 2017 9:01 PM MDT
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  • Yes but people chastise me for it.As monkey they find it cute and comical.
      September 3, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Hmm..... I always thought people at Home Depot were more open minded.
      September 3, 2017 9:14 PM MDT
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  • No.  They always tell me if i'm going to do my "things" In their display sheds I need to buy one or they are gonna call the police.
      September 3, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    We'll hold a telethon. Public masturbation has been severely underfunded for decades. Jerry Lewis is no longer available but I'm thinking we can get Pee-wee Herman to emcee.
      September 3, 2017 9:35 PM MDT
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  •   September 3, 2017 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    California here you come. So to speak.
      September 3, 2017 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I see a beautiful relationship forming right in front of my eyes.  You two have a lot in common.

      September 3, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
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  •  I thought you wanted me all to yourself?
      September 3, 2017 9:22 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Lyrical and I share everything.  Don't complain.


      September 3, 2017 9:26 PM MDT
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  • jackpot!
      September 3, 2017 9:33 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 3, 2017 9:39 PM MDT
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  • jackpot!
      September 3, 2017 9:33 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 3, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Sounds like a good deal. Particularly if I could be a city monkey in India. The Hindu people associate them with the god Hanuman and treat them like royalty. Those monkeys have got it good! 
      September 3, 2017 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well, it is either that or a nice starving cow.



    Bajalore ji Hanuman.



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 4, 2017 8:50 AM MDT
      September 3, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Probably go with it. Save me big bucks on waxing.
      September 3, 2017 9:04 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I thought you already did.  That's what inspired me to ask this.

      September 3, 2017 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    But I can still become semi-human in hair-hostile environments.
      September 3, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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