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I can't talk now, I have to..........................?

Posted - September 7, 2017

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  • 7683
    Type;))
      September 7, 2017 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Nice. Ive never seen one of those before. What is it?
      September 7, 2017 7:25 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    https://heresthethingblog.com/2015/04/07/ipad-tip-type-thumbs-split-keypad/

    Hi carbonproduct, my cousin taught me this;)) This post was edited by Veena.K at September 7, 2017 7:39 PM MDT
      September 7, 2017 7:30 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Thank you Veena.K ;)
      September 7, 2017 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Umm you're welcome;))
      September 7, 2017 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    ...take a huge dump!

    C'mon.  Did you expect any other answer from me? ;-)
      September 7, 2017 7:40 PM MDT
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  • Can't you talk and do that at the same time? LoL. : )
      September 7, 2017 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    LMFAO!  I'm laughcrying at your answer.

    Only men do that Truthseeker.  lol.  Not true.  Have you ever had to take a really intense dump?  I don't know about you, but that usually leaves me speechless until it's over.
      September 7, 2017 9:35 PM MDT
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  • I think only women do that.
    My ex used to come in the bathroom when I was shaving or showering and sit down and poop, LoL.
    I used to think that was really weird, but I got used to it.
      September 8, 2017 12:21 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    I've never done that.  Had boyfriends that did.  As a matter of fact, I'm inspired to write a poem about one of them.  

    He would sit on the throne,
    shoot the breeze on the phone.
     What a great believer he was,
    in killing two birds with one stone.
      September 8, 2017 4:39 AM MDT
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  • Yeah, I wouldn't do that in front of my ex either, but I've been trained well and I'm totally comfortable with women doing it, if that makes any sense? LoL.

    Here, I'll make a poem about her too for you.

    She came into the bathroom and I thought it was just to pee
    ,but loewen behold she was pooping right there in front of me.
    I know how nature works so I just focused on what I was doing.
    she seemed to enjoy having company while sitting there pooing.
    I loved her and it really didn't matter to me, but now there's an empty place on my toilet where she used to be.

    Aww...that's sad, LoL!

      September 8, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    awww.  That is very sad indeed.  I'll come over and use it.  We can have lovely chats about the weather and Putin.  Just make sure you have a few matches handy. 
      September 8, 2017 3:24 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    I just ate my breakfast. Thanks for the visual. I just lost my breakfast.
      September 8, 2017 4:43 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    Well, you told me you needed to lose weight.

    You're welcome.



    This post was edited by Harry at September 8, 2017 3:25 PM MDT
      September 8, 2017 4:45 AM MDT
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  • 7132
    Harry's Gross-Out Weight Loss Plan: Week One- Harry's Really Intense Dump
      September 8, 2017 4:48 AM MDT
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  • 7132
    That just made me think of a question. "What's an answer you could never imagine another AMer giving?"

    Can you imagine Veena giving that answer?

    You classy b-word you.   ;-)
      September 7, 2017 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    No.  Veena would nevah!!!!  That's why everyone loves her.  I think that's a great question to ask.


    I am a classy b*tch, ain't I?
      September 7, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • I can't talk now I have to...have a little nap before I go to work.
    See ya later maybe. : )
      September 7, 2017 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    paddle the pink canoe. 
      September 7, 2017 8:02 PM MDT
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  • Fondle my sweaters.
      September 7, 2017 10:21 PM MDT
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  • 17364
    ...go outside and watch my new tree grow.
      September 7, 2017 10:59 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    go to work
      September 8, 2017 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 373
    eat this triple hamburger.
      September 29, 2017 2:13 PM MDT
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