Can you name a song that has a terrible pickup line in it?

Jay-Z ft. Pharrell Song: "Excuse Me Miss" Lyrical pickup line: "You're so contagious. I can't take it. Have my baby?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnDh0JhmaFw

Hello JA:

Seems like just this morning I read about a country song, but I can't remember where..  Anyway, a guy said to a girl that he liked what she did on the dance floor, and would she do that with him in the back of his pick up truck.. 

excon

I must win with this one or your entire contest is obviously rigged.

Billy Ocean's 1988 dirge "Get Out of My Dreams and Get Into My Car" sounds like a pedophile leaning out of the car window shaking a bag of candy as he slowly wheels past the elementary school at 5 miles an hour.

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It goes way back, but it's as stupid as it gets.  The killer line has got to be...."I'm not talking 'bout movin' in
And I don't want to change your life...."

"I'd Really Love to See you Tonight" by England Dan &John Ford Coley

Agreed!  Remember that one well.

"I like to check you for ticks"...Brad Paisley

Honkytonk Badonakadonk....Trac Skins
"Hate to See Ya Go but Love to Watch you leave..."

Country songs were made for corny pick up lines. The Bellamy Brothers had the corniest of all.

"I tried to tell you in the night
That with a girl like you I could do without guided tours"

"Kimono My House"  -- Sparks

I don't know about that.  I think Frank has that beat.

Listen to "What's The Ugl…" on Easy Radio Access "What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?" What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes (I think it's your mind) But I think it's YOUR MIND (Your mind) I think it's your mind, woo woo ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE & THE GRAY DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE Where did Annie go When she went to town? Who are all those creeps That she brings around?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?