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LyricalOne

How far would you make it in a marathon?


Me? Probably from the parking lot to the snack bar.


Posted - September 13, 2017
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  • 19937
    Doubtful. :)
      September 14, 2017 11:03 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    I am an avid runner, I completed my last Half Marathon less than a month ago.  I plan to run ten kilometers on Saturday morning. 


    ~
      September 13, 2017 11:08 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 13, 2017 11:33 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    ON YO MAMMA!
      September 14, 2017 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    You're jealous, Carb, but what else is new?

    :)
      September 18, 2017 9:02 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Your teeth?
      September 18, 2017 10:35 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Is it legal to run avids?
      September 14, 2017 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I am not an avid runner but some are.  Are they illegals?

      September 14, 2017 10:54 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    ROFLMAO
      September 14, 2017 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    And yet all the guilt foisted upon you for your past deeds are still not assuaged.  Keep running.

      September 14, 2017 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 3191
    I've never run it, but we have an annual, international event here called the Crim Festival of Races.  The longest race is 10 miles.  If I could run it, I'm reasonably certain I'd drop out at mile 5... that's "Beer Corner", where cups of beer are handed to the racers as they run past.  There is also "Champagne Corner" at mile 4.  :)
      September 14, 2017 11:31 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol.... sounds like fun. And mile 5 is nothing to sneeze at! Nothing to sneeze at, weird expression. 
      September 14, 2017 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Ha ha...that is a weird expression.  I just went and looked up its origin and now it makes more sense.  The word our modern word "sneeze" derived from meant "to sneeze or snort", so the phrase is saying something is nothing to snort at (in derision).  

    Thanks Lyrical...I've learned something new today, I believe that earned me a beer!  ;)

    (Damn it!  Now I'm thinking about how similar "derived" and "derision" are, yet how different their meanings.) This post was edited by Bozette at September 14, 2017 2:00 PM MDT
      September 14, 2017 1:53 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 14, 2017 1:56 PM MDT
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  • I can bike for miles and miles without issue, but a marathon I'd hardly be able to begin. I'm not cut out for running. 
      September 14, 2017 11:34 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    That's okay. Just keep rolling along.

      September 14, 2017 12:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I can walk.  I don't run much but I can walk. 

    I used to walk MILES daily and think nothing of it.  So I still have those muscles somewhere. 



      September 14, 2017 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 13071
      September 14, 2017 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Is this you?

    Hot.
      September 18, 2017 10:46 PM MDT
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  • 13071

    What was that noise?     This post was edited by carbonproduct at September 18, 2017 11:00 PM MDT
      September 18, 2017 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    What are you two weirdos up to?
      September 18, 2017 10:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    We just all met up this second at once.  It's been toooooo long.  How everyone must be waiting for us to entertain them. 

    (I am a legend in my own mind)

      September 18, 2017 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm sure we deliver quite a thrill.


      September 18, 2017 10:59 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    We are chasing you....
      September 18, 2017 10:58 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I wouldn't.

    Really.

      September 18, 2017 11:01 PM MDT
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