I am no wine connoisseur but I have yet to find one that I would enjoy getting wasted on. Living in Perth WA, I'm not sure whether I should feel offended or not but I am all for a good bedding......sorry I mean laying down :-))
We Aussies are more likely to be beer connoisseurs, right? Swan isn't a bad drop but I'm a Cooper's man myself. South Australia's Barossa Valley is also home to some of the world's best wines, I'm told by those who know. I don't get wasted on goon but I don't mind the occasional glass. Penfold's Grange is beyond my budget but I can manage Jacob's Creek.
Cellarbrations (possibly others also) are carrying a great German beer called Jacobinus it is the best beer I have found in Oz and at 58 bucks for 20 pint size bottles at 4.8%vol, it does job.