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How do you keep your butt cheeks from going numb when you AM for long periods of time?

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Posted - September 24, 2017

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  • 7126
    My manservant massages them before peeling my grapes.
      September 24, 2017 6:09 AM MDT
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      September 24, 2017 6:46 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Do you have a voice activated computer so you can walk and do hands-free typing?  Is that possible?  "Being hands-free and type all at the same time?  
    It would be quite a talent if you could walk and type and keep your balance on a treadmill while typing 65 wpm. 
    Of course, I can't type 65 wpm sitting, let alone walking on a treadmill.
    Chewing gum and walking or running, yes.  But, typing, probably not.
    Ramblin' on.  I'll stop. :P

      September 24, 2017 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  Here, have a drink. ;-)
      September 24, 2017 3:44 PM MDT
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  • If I knew a solution, I'd let you know :P I sometimes lose track of how long I've been sitting, but sometimes I do try and get around and walk for a while, even going outside. 
      September 24, 2017 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Regular trips to the coffee pot. :) I swear by them.
      September 24, 2017 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 23570

    My butt cheeks never go numb because I'm always talking out of my a**.

    ;)
      September 24, 2017 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL Good one WelbyQuentin. ;))
      September 26, 2017 4:55 AM MDT
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  • 23570
    :)
    Thanks, carbonproduct!

    (for a Pick, too!)
      September 26, 2017 7:58 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    My pleasure. ;))
      September 26, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Do the grok squat..

    troydelaney.com/groksquat/
      September 26, 2017 1:02 AM MDT
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