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Harry

Have you ever farted during an important meeting or in front of strangers?

If so, tell the story.  It's forking boring around here and we need to liven up the joint.

 

Posted - September 25, 2017
Tags : fart embarrassed? who me?

Responses


  • 44620
    Is that a step forward or backwards?
      September 25, 2017 6:23 PM MDT
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  • hmmmmmm at least she doesn't have me zooming in on pics of poop tonight ... that was a fun way spend a Friday night :/ I gotta get out more :)
      September 25, 2017 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Zoom in on this then:

      September 25, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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  • Lol :)
      September 25, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Yes.  I think it's important to mix things up.
      September 25, 2017 6:25 PM MDT
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  • :) 
      September 25, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I leave you beyotches alone for one day and you're back in the toilet.
      September 25, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I like keeping things simple for you.  It's either the toilet or the gutter.  
      September 25, 2017 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Thank you for making my life manageable.
      September 25, 2017 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 1713
    Sometimes I try to sneak little farts out and they always turn out to be the silent but deadly kind.
      September 25, 2017 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I need to know what stores you're visiting and when you visit them please so I know where and when to avoid.  ;-)


    This post was edited by Harry at September 25, 2017 6:52 PM MDT
      September 25, 2017 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ew. LOLOLO :)
      September 25, 2017 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Crop dusting is my forte.


      September 25, 2017 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    So, are you saying you like to spread your farts evenly over as large an area as possible?  You go girl!
      September 25, 2017 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL!
      September 25, 2017 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Well, I don't like to brag or anything.......
      September 25, 2017 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    It's your humbleness that I find to be your most attractive quality.
      September 25, 2017 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    But enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
      September 25, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I think you're a very empathetic person. 
      September 25, 2017 9:55 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    That's what my mother said.
      September 25, 2017 9:59 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Nah, actually Harry, my hubby has a bad habit, if we are outside and he farts, he shifts so that he's in front of me and the public will look at me with a puzzled expression, when I confronted him, he said,it is your cooking so you bear the brunt;((
      September 25, 2017 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Get him over here. We want to scold him.
      September 25, 2017 9:46 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    I'll try;))
      September 25, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Hahahahaha Veena!  I think I really like your husband! heehee!
      September 25, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh yes, Harry, he is very jovial, very naughty too;))
      September 25, 2017 10:08 PM MDT
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