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Harry

Have you ever farted during an important meeting or in front of strangers?

If so, tell the story.  It's forking boring around here and we need to liven up the joint.

 

Posted - September 25, 2017
Tags : fart embarrassed? who me?

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  • 44619
    Indeed I have. I like to trump in stores, then rapidly scoot away. This post was edited by Element 99 at September 26, 2017 5:51 AM MDT
      September 25, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHAHAHA. Ive never heard it a fart called that before. It cracked me up Element 99. (walking away waving FTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT) ;+
      September 25, 2017 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    British slang. My wife and I both say it now.
      September 25, 2017 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I love it! ;)
      September 25, 2017 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Oh jeez.  That was YOU earlier today?  You inspired my post.  Thanks. ;-)
      September 25, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
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  • 13071
     Oh yeah. I was in the frozen food section at the grocery store once and thought i was the only one in the isle. As i was bending over to reach for a frozen pizza, i let one rip so loud i was glad nobody was around. That was until i looked in back of me and saw a man, a very handsome man, standing there staring at me and backing up slowly like he was trying to get out of the line of fire. It was so embarrassing. I just smiled at him and told him to have a nice day. ;+
      September 25, 2017 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    ROFLMFAO!  OMG Carbon!  That had me laughcrying!  You deserve Asker's Pick for that!
      September 25, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Thanks Harry, you made my day. ;)
      September 25, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Thanks Harry. ;))
      September 25, 2017 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    :-D
      September 25, 2017 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    F*** me to tears. You made my rest of the day.
      September 25, 2017 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Just returning the favor. ;)
      September 25, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I'm envious of people who can burp "on command."
    Even many children I know can do it excellently.
    So some older teenagers were trying to teach me - - "Just swallow air and then let it out of your mouth, " they said

    I swallowed air and let it out and I farted instead.


      September 25, 2017 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Hell, I used to be able to belch the National Anthem. Now I just kneel.
      September 25, 2017 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)

      September 25, 2017 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL
      September 25, 2017 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO Welby!  That was great!  Thanks for sharing.  BTW, I'm one of those people who can "burp on command."  It was one of the earliest things I learned how to do, along with wiggling my ears, armpit farts, and doing the "seafood" trick during dinner time.  Yes, I'm a very classy woman. ;-)
      September 25, 2017 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
      September 25, 2017 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Will you marry me. ;)
      September 25, 2017 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I'm in love again.
      September 26, 2017 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Yes, you're right, Harry  - - classy!
    :)

      September 26, 2017 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for funny gifs of flirtingHAHAHAH YIKES! ;))
      September 25, 2017 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    ROFLMAO !!!!
      September 25, 2017 7:05 PM MDT
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  • Oh great .... you've gone from guess that poop question to name that fart question , bah! ;)
      September 25, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
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