When you travel commercially, what are some of the stupidest things you've ever heard your fellow passengers ask the flight attendants? ~

Last time I flew commercially was at back of plane. I had a connecting fight in Atlanta airport ( I think was Atlanta) was a huge airport with less  then ten minute connection. I asked the EVIL flight attendant if she could let me off ahead of passengers in front of me. Apparently that was funny. I hate her then. I made my connection though so was fine.  

Never been on a commercial flight.
Been in small prop planes 3 times and helicopter twice.  Scared the living chit out of me all five times.