Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » Are you on your way somewhere? Where to?
Harry

Are you on your way somewhere? Where to?

Maybe to the Promised Land?   Or just the pub down the road?   Or to the gates of H*ll?  Or heaven on earth?  

Where the heck are you going?




Posted - September 30, 2017
Tags : Promised Land? Rendezvous? Are they the same?

Responses


  • I haven't left my couch today except to get water :) I went on a pub crawl last night and I'm pretty sure I'm dying today. I'm getting too old for this crap. I'm probably dying then So I'm not going anywhere. And I'm no mood look for a song fit this question. 
      September 30, 2017 5:58 PM MDT
    5

  • 7126
    Smile!
      September 30, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
    4

  • Show me your throat! ;)
      September 30, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
    3

  • 6124
    OMFG!  DON'T POKE THE BEAR!!!
      September 30, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
    3

  • 7126
    Please don't pee on me.
      September 30, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
    4

  • If I could move I might :/ yeah nah ... I can't even pee off side of boat :)
      September 30, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
    3

  • 6124
    I was supposed to go out to a pub in about an hour.  I don't think I'm gonna make it.  I'd rather stay home, drink, and make fun of you all night. ;-)
      September 30, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
    4

  • If you go to pub ... don't do shots. Cos I said so. And yes stay here keep me company before I die. I'm pretty sure I'm dying.

      September 30, 2017 6:09 PM MDT
    4

  • 6124
    If you die, I promise to send a really nice flower arrangement.
      September 30, 2017 6:11 PM MDT
    3

  • I don't like flowers -_- 
      September 30, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
    4

  • 7126
    How about a nice Edible Arrangement? We can throw some fruit-balls in the coffin.
      September 30, 2017 6:19 PM MDT
    3

  • No, I hate everything today cos I said so. Maybe some ice  chips and olives. I hate everything else.  please throw ice chips on my coffin then.  
      September 30, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
    4

  • 6124

     

      September 30, 2017 6:46 PM MDT
    3

  • That's a fake okay!!! 
      September 30, 2017 6:48 PM MDT
    2

  • 7126
    Here you go. Just keep them away from me.


      September 30, 2017 6:51 PM MDT
    3

  • But ... I thought that was gonna be our snack for bus ride? After you wax I'm gonna share my olives with you :) I'm a wonderful person. 
      September 30, 2017 6:56 PM MDT
    3

  • 7126
    I don't care if you're dead! NO OLIVES FOR ME!!
      September 30, 2017 7:07 PM MDT
    2

  • see if I ever offer share my helmet with you again! :(
      September 30, 2017 7:14 PM MDT
    2

  • 7126
    Well lucky for you I can't share my assless chaps because someone put their TWO CENTS in.
      September 30, 2017 7:18 PM MDT
    2

  • 7126
      September 30, 2017 6:10 PM MDT
    2

  • 6124
    I don't need to hear the musician telling me he's playing all the songs for me again.  It was stale the first time around.
      September 30, 2017 6:12 PM MDT
    2

  • 7126
    Oooooh yeah. I forgot about the musician. You sure?
      September 30, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
    1

  • 6124
    LOL.  I'm not sure about anything.  But, it's f*cking cold outside and the thought of having to listen to him feed me his b.s. pick up lines again makes me tired.   If he had a stellar personality I would have done him in the parking lot the first time we met. ;-)
      September 30, 2017 6:22 PM MDT
    4

  • 7126
    But surely you must know you're the only one whose banjo he wants to pluck. 
      September 30, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
    3