I'll tell you a funny story about a friend of my ex. He was out drinking one night and he stopped to pee on the side of the road (or so he said) and got his THING caught in his zipper. No kidding. He had to go to the emergency room to get it unstuck. Hahaha!
I know it's mean to laugh, but he was a real a$$hole.
I once allowed myself to get trapped in a brief relationship with a rapid-cycling bipolar chick who was from a crazy strict and devote muslim family and turned out to have a raging ketamine and cocaine habit. She was violent and prone to social outbursts. It was two months of hell. I went off hard on her and chased her away with a garden hose when she flipped out breaking stuff one day. Best day of 2015.
It's a tough call, on whether I'd consider it white trashy. The fact that she was from a Muslim family makes me think no, but chasing her off with a garden hose definitely screams "white trash".
Oh holy crap! Was it wrong to laugh at that? That is by far, one of the best short stories I've ever heard! I have nothing that comes even close to that. I guess anyone else that comes along now will be a piece of cake for you. lol.
When I was young I lived with a hockey player who tried to throw me off a highrise balcony of condo we were living in... the sex was good though :) so it all evened out.
There's more to that story than I am willing share on here. He thought I was gonna die anyway that night cos off stuff we doing. think he thought look better for him if looked like I jumped off balcony... that was a million years ago though :) doesn't bother me that memory... but it's there and I learned lots from it. :)
Did you know that in Mexico there is no Dos Exes (XX) beer? That's just the North America export. The one they drink themselves is Tres Exes (XXX). And that is my story about Xs.
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