I'm going to fight Jaimie over who gets possession of Glis!

It does in my world!

I repeatedly had to explain this to Jaimie.  Now it's your turn.  Here it goes.

How did you manage to steal that from me?  It was hanging on a wall in my bedroom.  It must have been when you....
oops. sorry.

Fifty Shades of Horny.

Glis and I don't want each other, but I think I can get his "attention".  LOL

I know him.   (a little)





This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 2, 2017 9:09 AM MDT

Go for it Sexy Mama.  

More like irritant momma.  Glis is so good-natured.  Nothing riles him much.

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 2, 2017 10:30 AM MDT

Oh wow, just like you. 

If he believes you're a woman, and you have a pulse, you can get his attention. lol.

Harry,

Yes, it is a low-bar indeed.  But then again he has us, that is nothing to sniff at.  (dog pun)

LOL.  But, Glis is a challenge.  Randy is easy. 

Oops. My real bf just arrived.  Let's see how long he lasts on this site.

I don't know, Randy can be pretty discriminating. He'll only perv after women with a pulse.

Yes, he is so darned particular.  

I lost my bf.  He was going into work.  Not sure if he will be able to show up again tonight. :-(   I think tonight may not be the best introduction to the site anyway. lol. 

Yeah, it's been a little bit "out there," even for us.  ;-)

I will win this. 

I don't even want him.  I will win.

Oh, (by the way) that is the only hint I will give you two vultures.  I will win this because he will be attracted to the one who could care less. 

Then, when I tell him my motives, I will have to work harder.  It gives me something to do.

LOL! You go Shar!  Go ahead and take that "prize."  No one will stop you.  

This Q isn't about Glis.  It's about Jaimie's and my history of calling DIBS on someone.  She calls DIBS, I'm required to respond accordingly.  She called DIBS on him in another thread we were on. ;-)

Well, you see, that is why I am the irritant.  I am kind of like Carbon.  I just become the happy fool and see what I can stir up.

I figure Randy and Glis will show up sooner or later and I just try and think of who I can jumble up more.

I had these great gifs (I never spell that right) of Queen of the Dammed.  I was going to do that all over here and tell you how I can have glis any time.  And Randy.  But the glifs didn't post, you were nice enough to answer, so I am stuck now.    I need to shut up until I think of more mischief. 

Nice to see you this morn.

This broad? 

Oh yeah. I like her lots. She has no connection to a soul.  Nope.  She eats your heart out and the desire is intense and fleeting.   So addictive she cannot stop once her desire is awakened.  And it is only satiated when everything is dead.  Then she can hibernate and rest up for the next orgy in say 2,000 years or so.  That's a hard demon to top. 

But movie gifs are tricky.  Some have rights.  And all the ones I found this morning were not posting.  The one thing I hate about gifs is I don't know how to save them in any way like I do pics because my pics won't save them any more.

So, I have to do them one at a time.

(Don't try to help me, because you will wind up hating me) 

You won’t have that problem if you use GIPHY.  

LOL!  I didn't expect to be back here until later this afternoon and I'm glad I made it sooner.  It's nice to see you too!  


FYI, Lyrical's right.  Giphy.com is one of the better sites if you're not using it.  

Here's a different gif from Queen of the Damned.  Not sure if it's the one you were thinking of or it's the one Lyrical has posted.

 

Like there would be a wrong time to use this one.  LOL  Roses to her are the blood of all her victims.  It may seem like roses until he gets out of the tub and looks outside and sees all the bodies strewn about. 

So HOT. 

LOL!  It IS hot isn't it?  I thought I used the one that had a little more to it.  After she kisses him, she goes for his jugular! VERY HOT!