HOW TO TOTALLY PISS OFF THE WORLD? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

A Hat?  A hat is all you would like?!!  Well, my little pretty, a hat you shall have!!  It might be a minute or two, though.  At my age, my Wizardress mind is not as quick as yours.  I didn't even see your request until just now. 
But, as soon as I find my glasses and the wizardress book of how to devise this fine fashion statement, I shall whip you one right up!!

(As I'm rumbling around the HUGE mess of dusty books in my library,)  I know it's in here somewhere!!

Lol :) I love you Merlin but yes it's no fair you have a purple hat... that's not fair for me:( or I couldn't think of anything negative to say about you... unless you don't wax? ;p

Hey! Don't knock being hairy! It keeps me very warm in the winter!!

Yeah .... and if you have a boyfriend, husband  or partner it must cut down on his or her  dental floss costs? You're so frugal ... saving money on heating and dental costs. You're a genius then :)

If you must know, he flosses on my pits.

He's not allowed on my short bus either then :( 

Why, would you rather he floss on my nether regions?

Yeah .... wouldn't you???

He's doing it even as we speak.   ;-)

OMG! This is my first almost threesome then ... I'm into it.

You're a dirty little birdie.  ;-)

We're gonna have Rantilde spanking his monkey.

Lol :) no , I'm pretty sure he only gets off on restraining orders and good grammer...

Ahh yes,   I have Don do it. I told him if he wanted a playground, he must take on the upkeep and I demanded neat and tidy at all times.  He obliged and has done it for over 20 years. He's quite good. ;P 
Way back in the day, to wax our legs and other various parts, we used to use sap from the trees.  Wait for a minute and jump in freezing cold water to harden the sap up. Then... Rip It Off!!!  Our eyebrows were tricky. ;) :D This post was edited by Merlin at October 3, 2017 7:07 PM MDT

Lol :) The eyebrows were tricky?? Omfg if I had to pour sap on my girl parts while outside... I may have gave up my campaign to save the Bees years ago... ain't nobody got time to get stung in the ... 

AWWWWWWW!!  I've never seen so many "fuzzy" pussy cats!  Very, very cute ;D This post was edited by Merlin at October 3, 2017 7:07 PM MDT

Lol :) don't tell Lyrical fuzzy pussy's are cute... I'm trying to stage an intervention here. :)

FUZZY PUSSIES ARE VERY CUTE!!!!

Okay ... let's work on grooming next time we're both online! You can do it! I believe in you ... cos you're good enough , and smart enough and you're  not sitting next to me on bus unless you deal with that mess :( 

You're not the boss of us. Bozo and I will be just fine alone.

LOL!!  The look and color that fuzzy little pussy cat is wearing looks vaguely familiar...   I just can't place it...  It was many years back but I'm sure I've seen it somewhere ;) :)

P.S.  I love the paw!

Aww.... Rantilde's jelly!  

Any publicity is better than no publicity at all, or so they say....
Personally, you still stand good with me.  This sight isn't really set up for people getting so personal your comments would actually wound a person, I don't think, anyway.  Besides, you are much more humane than that. 
You actually called a guy on "liking" his own answers? A little bold, I might add, on his part.  None-the-less, if nobody else is going to like them, it mine as well be him!