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Are you 'stalk worthy'?

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Posted - October 1, 2017
Tag : I'm coming for you.

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  • 6124
    I seriously doubt it.   Who wants to stalk a whiny Jew?  Maybe Gilbert Gottfried's interested.  I'll have to check his twitter feed.
      October 1, 2017 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL
      October 1, 2017 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    LOL ...
      October 1, 2017 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 44553
    This sarcastic Jew does.
      October 1, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    :-D 
      October 1, 2017 5:26 PM MDT
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  • 100%
      October 1, 2017 1:22 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Heck no. Most people can spot a lunatic when they see one.
      October 1, 2017 2:08 PM MDT
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  • Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.

    The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

    Alice: How do you know I'm mad?

    The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.

    Alice: And how do you know that you're mad?

    The Cat: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?

    Alice: I suppose so,

    The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

      October 1, 2017 3:05 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    Maybe if you're a 92 year-old guy and are looking for a woman 20 years younger. :)
      October 1, 2017 3:02 PM MDT
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  • 44553
    How about a sneaky 66 year old who likes older women?
      October 1, 2017 3:24 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    Only if you aren't wearing your pants under your armpits and white patent leather loafers.
      October 1, 2017 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont think so
      October 1, 2017 3:23 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Only if you need to catch up on sleep.

    Yup, I'm that damn exciting.  
      October 1, 2017 5:30 PM MDT
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  • Oh yes. That's why I always undress in front of an open window; I know who my fans are :P
      October 1, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 10751
    One of the perks of being a woman of a certain age is that you have a lot fewer stalkers.
      October 1, 2017 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 19938

    And you don't have to run as fast to get away from the ones that are after you. :)

      October 1, 2017 9:17 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Not recently.  
      October 1, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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