Perhaps he should hold a séance and express his condolences to each decedent personally? He could start out with an Ouija Board and if that didn't work he could have an actual "large" come into the White House to officiate. Where is John Edwards when you need him? (I would have said medium but for Mr. Trump it would have to be at least a "large".) Or was that Nancy Reagan that did that kind of stuff?
This post was edited by Salt and Red Pepper at October 2, 2017 6:42 PM MDT