Are you heavy? In what way are you heavy. Are you mentally deep or just deep in couch potato land. Or both? You can be both.

It totally counts. 

And there is not one person on here that doesn't know that feeling here and there.  Hope it passes quickly for you.

:)

That's probably why they had to take your a$$less chaps away.

I feel a picture coming on but if I post mine, My 2 will take it off.

Maybe if I find someone's besides Trumps she'll let it pass.   Here's a boring but safe butt.  No lumps but it will do.

Bah!! If that's what lyrical means by lumpy butt,  the whole debate over whether she can sit on short bus with me is over! Get her on the yoga with you ... stat!

I wanted to post a lumpy ass.  I have a dilly of Trump that was made by an artist and passed all over the USA and put up in some cities.  Can you imagine?  Bush would ban and arrest anyone that outwardly declared any kind of bad mouthing of him down here in Arizona.  Now, it cannot be contained.  He is hated universally.

So, anyway, I have a great lumpy ass statue of Trump picture that My 2 takes off and threatens to ban me if I ever do it again.

Ha ha. 

(she COULD she has the POWER)

This is not a lumpy ass.  This is a covered ass.  A huge ass and a it gets the point across ass.

Just google naked trump statue.  Best way to do it. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 2, 2017 4:04 PM MDT

Haha :) I've seen you post that statue before. I know exactly one your talking about :)

Hey! I’m being ganged up on! Give me back my assless chaps and my short bus pass!! Discrimination!! Discrimination!!

You keep that ass covered and ride your bike behind the short bus until you can fit in the seat! Cos I said so.

My ass can do whatever it wants because IT’S THE BOSS!!
Discrimination!!
Discrimination!!

Nope I'm the boss of all asses.... I call dibs on being the boss. Dibs.

My ass is the boss OF ALL DIBS! My ass could eat your dibs for breakfast, crap them out and head for an all-you-can-eat dibs buffet.  

I order your ass to stay off my dibs!!! COS I SAID SO!

My ass has already EATEN your dibs and is now extra lumpy!!!!!

Get off my bus.

Okay, but my ass has your dibs. If you’re nice, when I crap them out, I’ll let you have them back for a price.


  

bah! I though I told you and Harry you're not allowed to talk about poop anymore.

Then let’s just call them my chocolate hostages.  

That's no fair!!! You know that one always shuts me up ;p