A soul. A heart. A mind. What is it worth? A president without any of them? What is HE worth?
Mr Trump visited the affluent district of Guaynabo, telling a family who showed him their damaged home to “have a good time”, before heading to a community centre distributing aid, where he tossed rolls of toilet paper into the crowd.
Puerto Rican radio talk shows were dominated by discussion of Mr Trump's throwing of paper towels. Some called it humiliating and insulting, watching people bussed in from shelters having lost their homes leap for toilet paper.
But those inside the church thought it was fun. "It was really entertaining," said Benjamin Rodríguez, 24, a youth leader at the church. Natisa Marrero, 28, an administrator at the church, added: "He's a character. It's just who he is. Everyone thought it was funny. And anyway, he was only here for a few minutes."