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Will someone here teach me something I don't already know?

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Posted - October 6, 2017

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  • 1500
    For efficiency's sake, first make me a list of things you already know.
      October 6, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    The list would take me 183 days to write. If I printed it, it would take up an entire shelf in the Library of Congress. Google and Wikipedia use me as a reference. A couple of times even God asked me a question. This post was edited by Element 99 at October 6, 2017 12:44 PM MDT
      October 6, 2017 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 1500
    Impressive; mine mostly just says "push things on tickey-thingey and make not-seen people think like speaking."

    *major plot twist*
      October 6, 2017 11:05 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Ya got me...I didn't know that.
      October 6, 2017 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Your brain can transfer the correct color image from a black and white photo. You have to stare a a black dot for one minute, then look at a black and white photo, while continuing to stare at the black dot. The image will look like a color photo , all colors properly placed. Your brain , from conditioning, knows what color the black and white photo is, and fills in the color all by itself.   Neat huh?
      October 6, 2017 12:38 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I have a book of optical illusions. It has that one and several similar ones. Try again.
      October 6, 2017 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    ok, let me investigate and ill be right back. ;+
      October 6, 2017 12:43 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ok, im back. I thought of one. You didnt  know this...... I look great in sweatpants. ;)
      October 6, 2017 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Prove it.
      October 6, 2017 2:03 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    When I'm feeling sad, tell me a silly joke and remind me that I'm not alone.
      October 6, 2017 12:50 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

    A: Because it was framed. 

     
      October 6, 2017 12:52 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      October 6, 2017 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people blushing
      October 6, 2017 12:57 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?

    A: Keep your shirt on! 
      October 6, 2017 12:58 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Groan.
      October 6, 2017 2:04 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune?

    A: Because he couldn't find a date! 

     
      October 6, 2017 1:01 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?

    A: So they can fight knights! 

     
      October 6, 2017 12:54 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Q: We're you long in the hospital?


    A: No, I was the same size I am now! 

     
      October 6, 2017 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?

    A: Because they take too long to change! 

     
      October 6, 2017 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Okay Goofball, that's good!  


      October 6, 2017 1:02 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people playing ballI love you LyricalOne. ;))
      October 6, 2017 1:03 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Love you too missy.   ;-)
      October 6, 2017 1:05 PM MDT
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  • 13071


    Lets Shake It Off....TOGETHER>>>>>:))))
      October 6, 2017 1:07 PM MDT
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  • 13071
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      October 6, 2017 1:09 PM MDT
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