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Randy D

I learned something new today, I'd like to share it with all of you:

Posted - October 7, 2017
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  • 44647
    Which do you wear?
      October 7, 2017 6:41 AM MDT
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  • 53520


    Dude!  You've got me all wrong!



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      October 7, 2017 7:01 AM MDT
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  • 44647
    Nice bling. I had a peacoat like that in the Navy, but with brass buttons.
      October 7, 2017 7:14 AM MDT
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  • 2960
    Humans are insane.
      October 7, 2017 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 7126
      October 7, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    oh
    thank you
    just what I needed to know...Seriously dude. This post was edited by Baba at October 7, 2017 7:48 AM MDT
      October 7, 2017 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I'm no clothes hound, but can you imagine standing in front of your closet every morning and asking yourself, "Shall I wear the black burqa or the black burqa?"
      October 7, 2017 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 53520


    Overheard at a party:

    Farah: "Nishat, why are you glaring at Zara with such hatred in your eyes?"

    Nishat: "That tramp is wearing the exact same outfit that I'm wearing, that's why.  Grrrrrrrrr."

    Farah: "But Nishat, if you'll look around, you'll see that we're ALL wearing the exact same outfit that you are!"

    Nishat: "Oh. Good point."

    Farah: "Nishat, my dear friend, now you're glaring at me too!  What have I done?"

    Nishat: "You tramp . . . "

    Farah: "Nishat!  You and I have been best friends for almost 25 years, since we were little girls!"

    Nishat: "Some friend! You come to the party wearing what I'm wearing!  Grrrrrr. And by the way, how can you even see my eyes? Grrrrrrrrr."




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      October 7, 2017 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Funny. :)
      October 7, 2017 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Am I the only one who sees the upside of the burqa?

    You don't have to worry about bed head.

    You don't have to tweeze your eyebrows.

    You don't have to wear makeup.

    You don't have to worry about gaining a couple of pounds.

    You don't have to worry about panty lines.

    You don't have to shave your legs.


      October 7, 2017 11:04 AM MDT
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  • 11091
    I don't worry about that stuff anyway. :)
      October 7, 2017 4:32 PM MDT
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  • 53520



    Note to self:


    (1) rewrite Christmas lists,
    (2) return all items bought so far,
    (3) look for an entirely different set of gifts for Jane.



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      October 7, 2017 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I worry about a few of them, but when I retire completely, I won't worry about any of them!  Who cares if they call me Yedi?
      October 7, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
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