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Ritesh

What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

Posted - October 10, 2017
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  • 7792
    Hit by a truck as I was carrying lunch. Two big arse burgers, fries, and soda went to waste.
      October 10, 2017 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    No! Yikes!

    I'm hoping you weren't hurt! (But the way you wrote your answer in hilarious!)
    :)
      October 10, 2017 12:45 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Of course, I was hurt. It was a truck. LOL
      October 10, 2017 1:01 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    Ha! you're right, that was a stupid comment from me! (And again, the way you write your comment is hilarious!)

    :)

    I hope it wasn't a huge injury, though.
    :)
      October 10, 2017 1:04 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    Hey...you're still around to tell it. I was hit by a car once. Not fun at all. It ruined my Summer break. This post was edited by Element 99 at October 10, 2017 6:54 PM MDT
      October 10, 2017 1:11 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I bounced off the front of the truck and then bounced off the pavement. JEEZ!!What does it take to kill me.
      October 10, 2017 1:14 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    I was thrown upward the fell on the pavement. The adrenlin kicked in so I approached the driver who looked scared as hell, like I was going to punch him. Then the adrenlin wore off and I hit the deck. To this day I stilldon't know where the shards of glass in my arm came from.
      October 10, 2017 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    Another "Yikes!" Glad you're here to be able to tell about it, Zack - Mr.GenXer!, like I told Element 99.
    :)
      October 10, 2017 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    I'm glad you're here to be able to tell of your car experience.
    :)
      October 10, 2017 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    And had you eaten them they would have gone to waist. (rim shot)
      October 10, 2017 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    By accidentally, meaning stupidly, getting my ankle in the path of a weed trimmer string. No internal damage but the skin looked like ground beef and it hurt like hell. Quite embarrassing.
      October 10, 2017 12:52 PM MDT
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  • 952
    Pains a lot!
      October 10, 2017 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    Mowing the yard.
    Went over a large stone I hadn't seen.
    Pieces of the stone shot out of the mower.
    One piece hit me in the groin - - right on my penis/testicles/groin -- you get the idea.
    I immediately doubled over and fell to the ground.
    It hurt quite a lot.
    And I was bleeding a bit.

    But looking back on it, it all strikes me as funny and dumb
    :)
      October 10, 2017 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 44600
    OUCH.
      October 10, 2017 1:10 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    Definitely!
    :)
      October 10, 2017 1:10 PM MDT
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  • 952
    Pains a lot!
      October 10, 2017 1:22 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    Yes!
    :)
      October 10, 2017 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I broke my ankle gardening, but I can assure you, I didn't bawl like a baby the way Odell Beckham did, and I didn't have to be carried off the lawn.
      October 10, 2017 1:10 PM MDT
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  • 952
    bravo!
      October 10, 2017 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Tripped over my right boob and did a header into a potted plant. My own fault for not strapping it in more securely.
      October 10, 2017 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 952
    That's so sensitive part.. Be more careful!
      October 11, 2017 12:52 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    As a teen, I was attempting this dance and somehow sprained my knee.

      October 10, 2017 4:59 PM MDT
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  • 952
    I suppose you succeeded in dance step later!
      October 11, 2017 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    In high school i rode on the hood of a car, I broke my elbow when the car had to break, and I was thrown off.
      October 10, 2017 6:28 PM MDT
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