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I just woke up from a dream that Colbert fell in love with me even though im a Republican. Could i be pregnant?

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Posted - October 11, 2017

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  • 5354
    Tha is about the only explanation I can think of too.
      October 11, 2017 4:34 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    He certainly didnt pick me for my looks. HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
      October 11, 2017 4:35 AM MDT
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  • 44608
      October 11, 2017 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of men in drag
      October 11, 2017 10:54 AM MDT
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  • 23577

    I had the same dream. We're a threesome. (Sorry, I might ignore you in the closer moments, though, you being a woman and all. At least I assume you're a woman. My assumptions have been proven wrong a lot.)

    :)
      October 11, 2017 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I'm sorry, carbonproduct - - I know you're a woman.
      October 11, 2017 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Yes, but I fear it may be Rosemary's Baby.
      October 11, 2017 2:20 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    I this continue, we-all will need bigger beds.
      October 11, 2017 6:37 PM MDT
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